
You check the dairy section and see a quart of milk ($4), eggs ($5.50), and cheese ($2). You cannot get the eggs, and the milk would be too heavy, so you get the cheese. You walk home and as you get halfway home it starts to rain. You start to run and you trip on a wet twig. Bam! You hit your head and get a horrible headache! You get up and stagger a bit in the rain. You feel like walking is complicated and the headache is getting worse. You finally get home and it is dark outside, your mom has been worried sick. According to the doctor there are no extreme injuries. You get to eat a lot of ice cream in bed. Paradise. You tell your mom about the weird lady in the grocery store and the her license plate number. She gasps and calls the police who catch the lady in the orange. Apparently she is known for hanging around grocery stores and stealing large bags of pet food for her dog named Purple and anything that is the color orange.(she is like Old Man Jenkins and has an obsession with dogs) She changes her disguise every now and then but you caught her! You are a hero! You Win!